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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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