- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

belly button

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

I walk into a bar...

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Your Mom

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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