- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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