- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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