This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

hey hey apple

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Smeg...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

nothing

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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