Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

YO FACE

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

i just wrote this so hard

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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