A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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mikey is cute

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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PENIS that is all

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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belly button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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