3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Sex

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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