- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

sorry got to poo

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

No it doesnt..

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.