Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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sorry got to poo

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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