- Anti Joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?