- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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