How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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