Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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