Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Anti Joke

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