A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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