- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

black people

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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