- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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