- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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