- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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