Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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