How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Where's the soap?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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