- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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