- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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