There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

 

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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