What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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