Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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