- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

i just wrote this so hard

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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