what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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