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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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My spelling is horrible

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

My spelling is horrible

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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