why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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