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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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