Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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dead dibbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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