How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

silver bullet?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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