Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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