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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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