- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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