- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Racial equality.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Women's rights

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