A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

are you saying pam, or pan?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

mitchell palmer sucks

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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