What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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