- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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