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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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