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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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