A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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