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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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