- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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