What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why was the man sad His got raped

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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