- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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