Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Anti Joke

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