- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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