- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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