Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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A van drives into a car.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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