Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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whats 7+4? 74

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A whole 'nother.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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hi jonny

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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