- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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