- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

what is 3+3= 8

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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