What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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