- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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