- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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