Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Corn Muffins

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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