- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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