Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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