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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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WNBA

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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