Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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