- Anti Joke

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice