- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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