- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Who wants water? I do.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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