- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is 33 + 1? Penis

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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